Aitch or haitch
owed to the North of England

On rishi’s watch, this is the sitch:

we have a glitch, a bodge to bash.

There is no stash of cash to splash,

no stitch or patch to fudge or bridge

the ditch we’re in.  So scratch the itch.

Just slash, and switch a titchy dash

of dosh to buses.  Drop the aitch

(ess too, natch).